What a sports weeks! Everything that is possible happened in every sport. Hat tricks, No-Hitters, Retirements, Signings, Suspensions, AND Roethlisberger got suspended 6 games! I exclaimed that simply out of hate. Really. This is the second girl he has "raped". Why doesn't society realize just how much of a creep this guy is. These assholes would probably let their virgin sister camp out at one of his Hang with Big Ben fan sleepovers. As his sister shows up the next day, a much more tormented person than the day previous, this asshole is sitting there wondering why not only why was his sister the only person who showed up, but why he wasn't also invited. Big Ben is a creep and karma will come.... guns blazing. Phew, now that I got that out, how bout some ranting.....
Lorena Ochoa retired from the LPGA this week, citing the need to start a family. So is that what we're calling it on the women's side? Tiger just admitted to banging mad girls. Having only consistently seen one female golfer that shared Ochoa's dominance, I have to only assume that she's doing as Tiger did. The same as in having sex with mad women. Because Sorenstam was a lesbot. Get that?
Speaking of retiring, the Pats signed Torry Holt this week to a 1-year deal. So after this FA signing, mark that as another FA signing with an AFC East team. And, that team once again is not the Buffalo Bills. Got it. Just keeping score here.
Not to be outdone, the Jets signed their own aging beast, Jason Taylor to a 2 year deal. Hmh. Scratch that. Other AFC East teams: a billion signings. Buffalo: zero. Thanks Bills.
As much as I have enjoyed watching Sid the Kid toy with the opposition in his new quest to overtake Gretzky as the best ever, instead of just becoming a great player, I have just slightly less enjoyed watching Papi's utter collapse, Sosa-style, right before my eyes. "I didn't never take steroids!" Is that what he said? Maybe not, but it should have been. Then I would have chalked up his blatant lie as complete ignorance. Seeing that Volquez just somewhat derailed his career by taking the wrong Dominican drug in an effort to heal more rapidly from Tommy John surgery,(in my own opinion BTW) I can only assume that Papi was seeing the same quack. This is what you get for leaving the Twins, Ortiz. Enjoy. Ask Marty Cordova, Chuck Knobluach, Jacque Jones, Eric Milton, and Corey Koskie. It's a curse. Watch out Garza and Bartlett. Or should I say Rays?
In extra kudos, high fives to Matt Kemp for leading the NL in RBIs(through Tuesday) and to Rihanna for leading the music industry in back shots taken. Here's to both of you in finally finding your swing. Yahtzee!
Lastly I'd like to express my remorse for the International athletes that risked their lives in order to trek across land and sea, just to lose in the Boston Marathon. I mean if it was the New York I'd get it. At least you would be in NY. Hope it was worth it. And you still can't get back home. Idiots.
Say what you will about the FDA (incompetance) but I bet those darned Dominicans wished the FDA was down there w/ the Ortiz "wrong drug thing. That was also supposed to be a joke.
ReplyDeleteSay what you will about Big Ben. Before we bust out some trend analysis, let's look at a brief "History of Women & SPorts" Not quite Hawking's "Brief History of Time", but here we go.
Let's remember the Mike Tyson incident. You are the gal and get a phone call from Mike or his people. Gonna hear beautiful, want to spend time w/ you, would you like to go to his suite, or him go to you? Now what the hell could Iron Mike be thinking? He's not inviting you for HBO's movie of the week (was very big back then. So the gal decides to say rape! All for $$$$. Can't say Mike didn't do it, but benefit of the doubt works to.
Duke lacrosse team. Those men are never going to have thier reps back beacuse some crack head hooker thought she could make some big bucks fast. Unfortunately, we have a crack head doing the same thing to the country now (drums please!).
Let's not forget the COlorado Kobe ioncident, once again, bs.
So my point is the 2nd Big Ben girl thought she could make some quick bucks. Plus, after she pressed charges, she wanted the case off the docket as soon as she signed against big ben.