So after my two day sabbatical this is what I come back into the sports world to hear! Well it's not like I can say I didn't have my suspicions. I am immensely disappointed to hear it though. Growing up Big Brother Dunn was a die-hard A's fan, that slowly transitioned into a so-so Cards/McGwire fan. I mean while I was screaming about Kirby being the greatest CF ever, my brother was busy bashing his forearms against the wall. Because THAT was his Canseco. My brother bled Mark McGwire to the point that he was a Dan McGwire fan. And we lived nowhere near Seattle! I am happy that he decided to "finally" come clean. Do I think he has a Dave Parker chance of getting into the Hall? None whatsoever. But at least now he can walk around the street without hiding his face. And hopefully teach Matt Holliday how to bash arms with Pujols. Here's to my brother Rob and Marbles, the two biggest Mac fans I know. Take solace in knowing that this bash brother will never be on a Celebreality show. Unless there's one about steroids. Oohh snap!
In other quick baseball news. Jerrod suckass Washburn had the AUDACITY to turn down a 1 year, 5 million dollar offer from my Twins. Jerk. Good luck being garbage the rest of your career.*
*unless you join the Twins
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH what a wild ass wild card weekend we just had. First off.
J.E.T.S Jets Jets Jets So I am still a Bills fan until I die, but what can I say that hasn't been printed, blogged, spoken about this Jets D. Screw Sanchez. I could have handed the ball off to Shon Green all game. And speaking of, where the hell was Thomas Jones all game. I doubt Rex Ryan had it game planned that Green would be better. Revis has now solidified his Defensive POY award, but I have to feel some sorrow for ol' Chad 85. Was it me or did he look completely crushed the whole game. And the tears toward the end didn't help. But at the end of the day, where was Carson Palmer? Did he just decide to suck? No. He ran into the Jets D. Unfortunately all that comes to a close this weekend when they face SD. Or maybe not. No it's over.
LT's/Sproles'/Rivers'- 24 Sanchise's- 10
In other nut-in-the-big-game news, I don't think I have EVER seen the Pawtucket Pats drop eggs like this all over the field. I mean the Ravens looked faster and hungrier than Brady's boys all game. Where was NE's offense? The only name I kept hearing was their QB. Wait! He's a receiver now? Yes Edelman is the past QB, future practice teamer that I speak of. Is this who you decide is the one who is going to shred the Ravens D. Do you not know that Ray Lewis stabbed someone!? Let me be the first to say it. Dynasty over. I love Randy Moss, but the Ravens came to play and the Pats didn't. Simple as that. There was one point in the game where lady Dunn turns and asks "Where's crazy Randy Moss"? That sums it up. Somewhere being crazy. Speaking of crazy how do you like these apples? Roll Ti.....Vols!!
MVP's- 35 "KILLER" D's- 13
I hate this DBag so much that I will not even comment on this game. I will say a few things. Congrats Detective DiMartino. Looks like your voyage across America to Dallas DID work. And was Andy Reid really squashing any rumors when he felt he needed to come out and say that McNabb is his guy next season. Another thing I can foresee next season is an early playoff exit. Enjoy.
DBag's- 28 Hang-it-up's- 24
No you read that correctly. I believe Favre is done. And because of this the Boys will stack the line. No AP. No Vic-to-ry.
What the hell was this game!? Did TCU and Boise St. get moved to primetime. If Kurt Warner's psycho, Kate plus 8 hair extensioned wife forces him to retire I'll be pissed. What a player! Kurt Warner is a hall-of-famer. It's as simple as that. You know when Brady was struggling to come back and playing like sauce money, everyone said it was his injury. Well Kurt Warner has has about 10 concussions, and went two seasons where he barely handed out water. And now he's dominating defenses (GB's was supposed to be 5th in the league) like it's no joke. Name me one other QB who could have done this? Yeah, but he plays for the Colts. Great game and what an ending.
And Sam, me and you are battling over Early Doucet next fantasy season. J/S
Wunderkids- 38 Who Dat! Drew Brees'- 45
side note: Oh how I want to listen to the two guys in the back of that ESPN commercial car. Drew Brees! Oh yeah.
I was going to end this blog with a shout out to Jayson Williams who FINALLY plead guilty to killing his driver today. But I decided that murderers merit little response in these times. Next time check the safety, idiot.
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