Brett Favre: Rookie?

And watch. Being that Duke lost another game this week, a million dollars they don't drop out of the top 10. A trillion dollars. God I hate DUKE!!!! J/S
*you owe me

Someone should sign my dammy on the runny kind! If I ain't Cleo, then Sam ain't Jamaican! So let me break this down for you. Last week Duke lost to NC State. A team that is lumbering near the basement of the ACC, maybe NIT bound. This was Duke's second conference loss. Last week's ranking: 7. This week after a loss: 8. Why is this bullshit! Here's an interesting parallel.
Tennessee lost to a just as garbage Georgia team. UT has already beaten a #1 and this was their first conference loss. Last week: 8. This week: 14!!!!
Now how is it that Duke can NEVER leave the top 10? It's like NCAA basketball as a whole will cease to exist without this damn team. Beyond Scheyer they're garbage. (Don't tell me about Nolan, he's too young) And because my mighty* Wildcats don't play them this year, and because they'll be bounced out of the dance before we get to them, I don't get the pleasure of calling Lee and Snoop just to let them know how much their team really blows. Disappointing.

*My Wildcats are unanimous #1! Oops I just Ashley Judded on myself.


Are you ready for some footBAWWWWW! Weekend excrement partaaaay!

Did you enjoy the dump that Favre took on the Vikes and all of their fans this weekend? Did you? Cause I did. Now this is a man who holds the record for consecutive games played at maybe a billion straight. Someone who obviously holds a fair share of knowledge in the QBing position. Now HOW can he NOT notice an extra player in the huddle? Then, instead of schleping five to six yards to regain the lost penalty yardage, you go all rookie QB and try to fire it across your 67 year old chest, across field some 20 yeards, and into double coverage! Ladies and Gentleman, Brett Favre. As Adam would say, "Favre need to gon' head and give them Vikings fans back they money after robbing them like that." And I don't need a degree from EVMS to be able to prescribe AP with his severe case of fumblitis. I mean damn, hold on to the ball! That's your job!!!
Now to the team that deserves some credit. I have to start off by saying good job Saints for being the last horse to the stable. And with the first and probably most dangerous weapon to boot. Remember when the Saints got Reggie Bush and NFL fans couldn't wait to see him in action. Then the Saints couldn't figure out how to utilize his "special" skills and we started seeing shades of (cue college star who couldn't make the Pro jump). Then we see the Leon Washington's, Brad Smith's (whose a damn QB, so stop ooohhhing over his pass), and Percy Harvin's come through and suddenly the Saints go oh THAT"S what WE could do with him. Jerks. Anyways, the other QB, Drew Breeeez, was calm under pressure and with a little skill, and luck (Meacham catch?. Vol Baby), guided the Saints, and mankind, into the Bowl that's Super. Congratulations to the S-Aints!!!

Speaking if not being able to do your job, what position does Braylon Edwards play? WR right? Then why in the hell were the announcers practically exploding in the booth with excitement over the fact that Edwards caught that pass. It was a damn can of corn! Corky from Life Goes On could have caught that, Mays'-style. Isn't that his damn job!!! And why is he so bad at it? And why does he get paid so much?! That's like the guy that pumps my gas smacking the metal nozzle into the side of my car on occasion. Let's see what would happen if they had to switch salaries? I'd get a spit shine, a soft shoe, and a great time to boot! In other words, his job is to catch the damn ball and he has problems doing that. J/S
Back to the synopsis: Sanchez ran into the steamroller known as Peyton and even his best game ever wasn't good enough. All I have to say about this game is I noticed that right after the Jets scored their last points and Peyton came back on the field something was different. Suddenly an unstoppable pass rush couldn't break through and Peyton was pointing out LB's who were about to blitz, and then got brickwalled when they did. It was as if, within a game and a half, Peyton had figured out the Jets entire defensive scheme. J/S The Colts did reel off 24 straight points and nothing so much as air touched Manning the rest of the way.

My pick coming February 5th. (Or right now. I'm going with the Vol. Hands down.)

I'd like to end tonight's edition with a point. Friday night the Knicks played a flawless first half against the Lake show. I mean Kobe was shut down and they had 0 turnovers. Zero. They proceeded to lose by ten, as Kobe went off in the second half. Then, last night they set a MSG record by losing by 50 in the most uninspired effort I've seen since....well never. I've never seen an NBA team lose by 50. Live. I mean did you see the highlight of the ball bouncing off Jeffires retarded incapable head. God I hate him. Ladies and Gentleman, your Knicks!

Tomorrow: Aussie update. Peace