You know what that tangy feeling that it's in your mouth after drinking OJ in the morning, immediately following brushing. Well that's the taste I get when I utter the words Iowa and GT in the Orange Bowl. What a dog pile of crap this will be. The one game I watched this season Iowa's "big-time" QB Stanzi got injured. Funny part is, when the second string came in it actually got better to watch. What a boring team to follow. It's like being courteous and holding the door for an elderly person just so they can take their sweet bleeping time, not noticing the 8 bags of groceries you're holding! And men killed chivalry. I'd say the elderly. Here's to Nesbitt and Dwyer running all over these fools. Spread offenses work like a charm in college and Iowa has WAY too many close wins. Considering Iowa's only offensive option decided to make the Orange Bowl his comeback game I'm seeing this get out of hand, but not too far. Jackets 30-13.
Speaking of a bad taste in your mouth ESPN announced that they are ready to bring you the first ever 3-D channel. Because that's exactly what I'd like to see. Jock adjustments and bruising hits directly in my face. It's not like we're watching beach volleyball starring the Brazilian women's national team all day. I'll pass. Unless the Twins are on of course.
Perfect segway. Did you hear? Beltre signed. With the Bo Sawx. They gave him 10 million guaranteed. Well that IS too much for my Twins. Have fun Boston. In a suddenly busy free agent Tuesday the actual best outfielder in the class, Mr. Fumblitis Matt Holliday inked a get this- 7 year deal. The total? $119 million. I guess bouncing from the Rockies and dangling the A's like a straggler at 3 am worked out after all. Somehow all I got was a headache. Oh yeah. I'm an actor/blogger and he's a $120 million dollar Major Leaguer. I knew it was something. The second best outfielder just got introduced by the Shea Stadium Mets as well today. Yay (with a hint of sarcasm) Bay, a hurt Beltran, and Francouer. Well don't look for them to set any batting titles. If they can get a 1B, no not Malik Yoba, A real 1B, then they might have a decent season. They're not catching Philly or Atlanta, but they won't suck. The Twins still have yet to sign a 3B. The search continues.
And because I truly think this is the end I'd like to send a big Farewell to the Unit. No not THAT Unit, Randy Johnson. No not Johnson. Whatever. Good career Randy.
Here's to Aerenas not shooting Iverson in Philly tonight. Happy Tuesday!
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ReplyDeletenow that i got that out of the way...the orange bowl was great! thanks for asking...ricky stanzi might be the winner you need in buffalo..that guy really isn't bad and he is ready for the cold. only iowa could bring 50 degree weather to miami! and stanzi was the comeback kid, they sucked without him, they were undefeated with him, and won their bowl game with him...sounds like a winner to me. maybe if tennesee had him they would have beaten tech (elbow jabs perron). you should be a weather man your predictions are horrible.....and no one gets mad. 3-d won't help the twins beat the yankees! maybe kirby needed 3-d....nah i'll leave that one alone. i'll take bay in newyork over Jason Pridie any day. i'll take the 30+ homeruns per season for the next few years. its over for areanas he even sucks in live..and don't get me started about baron davis! atleast chuck will be in the allstar game...even if he only averages 8 points a game from here on out...i'll be watching. thye have a better chance of getting in the playoffs than my knicks. i hate d'asstoni!
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