What can I say that the lovely people of Knoxville haven't already "Rodney Kinged" in Tennessee. Ironic as that statement is, what the F*%# Lane Kiffin! Are you trying to overtake Romo as the DBag of our generation award. As my man Sam stated yesterday, was it REALLY crazy Al Davis in Oakland? Or is Kiffin like a high end escort. Oh, he'll hang out with you because your new and uncharted territory. But as soon as the shine has worn off and real work has to be done, they leave you on the porch with egg yolk running down your face like Josie Grossey. (shaking head) Man, who knew Fullmer WAS worth it. Kiffin is like that girl in middle school who you go to bed dreaming about and then when you get to know the real her, not only are you truned off, but you kind of feel sorry for her. And what usually happens to that young lady? Well if she's in Newport News, Virginia she more than likely marries a military guy who is on more leaves than is home, and she's now a ran thru, overweight, baby factory. So Lane Kiffin you're now a baby factory to me. Tennessee will play the role of the guy who worshiped you, but realized letting you go actually benefited him from a lifetime of disappointment. And child support payments. So USC, enjoy your new "man" Kiffin. Just remember don't get him pregnant!
Not much sports today so quick NBA, then NFL news.
The NBA had yet another #1 overall pick succumb before he could even get his jersey sweaty. The Clippers announced that Blake Griffin will have season ending kneecap surgery. Wow. Shades of TMac, McDyess, and yep, "Ya Big Dummy" Greg Oden. And do they seem like all-stars? Good luck Blake. You'll need it because with B.D. more focused on his next Hollywood screenplay and less on basketball, and Kaman hurt every ten minutes, 2010-11 is looking like a looooong season.
Lastly, someone else shuns my team!!! This time it was reported that my pick Brian Shottenheimer has rejected our offer. Well screw you. Somebody get me Denny Green!
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