So, as I watched the end of Sarena's match last night, I thought two things to myself. 1. Yes, she IS that stacked. 2. She's really injured. Did you see the amount of tape on her? She looked like A.I. mixed with that track star everyone thought was a man. And this leads me to believe one thing. Henin has no shot. I mean Sarena is beating people with a slow limp, while her opponents are playing the best tennis of their life. Dare I say it? Unstoppable. (There was one particular rally in which she literally ran from end line to end line to continue a near-impossible rally. Then proceeded to slide on the brakes, mid stride, after volley number three, shooting an absolute laser, cross-court gem that left Li Na simply dazed. Unbelievable. Now that I can cheer for.) So I see Sarena closing it out in three sets.
In NBA All-Star news, my main man David Lee got snubbed and was left off the roster. Who did the committee pick? Al Bleeping Horford. Lee averages 19 and 11. Horford 14 and 10. Does he give up shots to Joe Johnson(also an All-Star)? Sure. And David Lee plays for the rapid fire Knicks. A-ha!! I just had an epiphany. Could it be that David Lee's stats are inflated like the Suns because he plays on a running team? Maybe, but then ask yourself this. So are we supposed to believe that Nash's two MVP's are not warranted? Chew on that. That makes me wonder if Horford was on the Knicks, would he bring in the same numbers? Uhhhhh.......Doubtful. Horford lacks a J. So then I guess it all came down to success, and unfortunately for Lee, he plays for the Knicks. Get em next year when you're playing for a winner.
Secondary congrats to UK's RRRRRRondo and Dayron for their first trips. Here's to many more for D, aaannnd not so many more for Rondo.
So Jason Terry, Mark Cuban, Mama Terry, Dallas as a city, and J.R.-post gunshot wound are all pushing for Jet's inclusion in the 3-point contest. This would all be good and well, but there are but two reasons I'd say nicht to that. First: He's been in it twice before and failed to advance pass the first round either time. What's that saying again Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times well then you're a, uh, you're a, well you can't kid a kidder! He He
Second: He's not even the best three point shooter on his team. Yes, we all know Zie German shoots better, but Jason Terry shoots 35%. Who shoots better? Jason Kidd!!!! He shoots 40%! So No, Jason Terry, you do not deserve to be in a contest that The G.S.O.A.T. scorched countless times. You would be crapping on his legacy, and we can't have that can we. He's got a Doc at Sundance coming out.
In not so All-Star news, Uh Greg Oden. Yo penis is exposed brutha! The best part is that the article I read about it described the girl as a "triflin' jumpoff". I love America.
Lastly, Should Kurt Warner retire? Tune in tomorrow.
yes kurt warner should retire, on the strength that he got everyone to the superbowl except my g-men. david lee will be mvp by the end of the season you watch. why are there not any duke player on the roster....haters. tim tebow is the MAN, why do they hate on him. watch out keep hating and soon you will just simply be a witness. one fumble...ok ok, but who had the better stats? they other qbs with a lower completion percentage, or maybe the ones who threw interceptions. how about the one that never got in the game????? the only one who is better is the same one everyone thought was, the boy from central michigan who broke damn near every important passing record in ncaa. i think people underestimate the fact that serena williams is from compton. i dare any of you to show me a professional player who is from compton who flopped. trust me , no one wants to go back there. watch how demar derozen makes the all star game next year.
ReplyDeleteeven though the pro bowl was good........weren't the grammys better? go figure. david garrard...i still hate that guy for taking leftwich's spot. was he really an improvement???? i can't tell. why is he in the damn probowl. were brady, flacco, orton, rothlesberger,AND rivers not available? hell matt cassell threw more touchdowns? this is why i am watching B.E.P. instread of the pro bowl right now.
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