Yeah Yeah Yeah, UK lost. Blah, blah, blah. I won't dignify this nonsense with any comment other than congrats Gamecocks. When you use this BS win to make it into the NIT, I'll expect a thank you letter. We'll be back. Here's my new prediction: The wwwwwildcats move to number two, Duke gains number 1 by the "Duke rule".*
*see any blog that has mentioned them and you'll understand.
Agent Douchebag managed to disappoint the kid who looked up to him and got himself Ron Artested for the remainder of the season. Then, after he gets six months for carrying an illegal weapon, he gets to spend the off season in jail. Then the Wiz get to void his contract. Wow. Karma is a mofo. Interesting that gun charges stem from a team who's moniker used to be Bullets. And Abe Polin thought he was killing the stigma by changing their name. All the Wizard have managed to do since the change was kill the G.O.A.T's legacy and have a bunch of hot-headed, lackadaisical, over-paid, me-first talent(other than Jamison who always seems to have something wrong with his shoulder) that couldn't play together if they were Greg Kinnear and Matt. Daaymun. (underrated movie by the way). I don't really care about Critt cause he hasn't even played this season. What a bum. Well they weren't really a threat to advance far in the playoffs anyways so nothings hurt. Win-Win.
Oh sh*t, here goes some blips:
-Johnny Weir(the real life figure skater who inspired Napoleon Dynamite's character in Blades of Glory) got a hard talking to from an Animal Rights Group for wearing one of the most outrageous costumes I have ever seen. Please google this thing. The feathers are money. Haha. I love how uncomfortable he makes society.
-The Yanks signed Randy Winn so he could add himself to the list of people who can board flight 27 to....HELL! Apparently this hurt Daaymun's vagina and now he'll be relegated to starting LF for the Royals, years after ditching them for the big market in Oakland, and then Boston, and then NY. I'm calling it. What a blowhole. Side note, have you ever heard Daaymun talk? Now nave you ever seen his wife? How in the hell could anyone who sounds like that get her. Must be the money!!!-shout out to Prime Time (if you haven't seen the video I'm sure it's on Youtube)
-Djokovic lost to Tsonga and Fed beat Davydenko. Upset citaay. Or not.
Oh and Venus got the boot. Told you, call when someone beats Sarena.
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