Step right up. Step right up.
Who needs a coach. Thankfully, BUFFALO!!!!! Way to finally make serious moves and get rid of the whole coaching staff. Bobby April is the only coach we should keep. ST is our one strong point. Wow did I just type that? Anyways, and whom should take over? Cowher? He's not coming so I won't drool over possibilities. My guns call for one of two coaches.
Number 1, I'll take a Schottenheimer, Marty or Brian. They both seem to know what the hell their talking about and despite insistence from Abijah that the JETS can't run, they can. What area do we seriously need help in. The run. QB will be solved with Vick and Tebow. (It's gonna happen) Lynch is hurt WAAAAY too much and I consider him done. Let's give Fred Jackson okay money and see where that takes us. So G-Men, let us offer you another D Coordinator to cycle through. Because THAT seems to be your problem. Not the $100 million dollar QB with mush for brains. I wouldn't trust Eli Manning to lead a funeral processional let alone my NYC, NFL team. What a bum. I guarantee you if he read this, he'd make that shit-eating-face drop look he always does. I swear he was molested as a child.
Number 2: Marty Morning-wig. Like that? Who cares, my blog. Before you explode here's my reason. Because he failed miserably in Motown, I believe with a fresh start and good Ass-istants behind him, he can succeed. Call it blind faith. Enough with the NFL. My fingers hurt. Yeah yeah....yard duty. I've seen Happy Gilmore too.
Moving on....
In NBA observation news it seems like every time I turn around Gasol is hurt. Mind you Mamba is playing with a BROKEN INDEX FINGER ON HIS SHOOTING HAND! Growing up watching the purest shooter on the planet, #31, Mr. Get-outta-my-face-MJ, Reggie of course, shoot the sky out allows me to know one thing. Making consistent jumpers is hard. I mean I can barely sleep with a jammed thumb. Gasol's Charmin.
And let me break this down to you Laker fans. Bynum is GARBAGE. Not role player/Bruce Bowen garbage. I mean soft, only dominates "Centers" half his size, ALWAYS hurt, excuse magnet, ferocity of Oden, please keep triple teaming Kobe so I'm wide open SAUCE. For real, name me one legit Center he has EVER dominated. I don't think he can even dominate the back-ups on his own team. Who's the Lakers D-League team. Does Elton still play for them?
In Knickerboker news....Larry Hughes is complaining about playing time. Why isn't he playing. See the above paragraph and replace Gasol or Bynum with Hughes.
With the All-Star selections moving closer I just have to say one thing. Shouldn't there be a games limit on players that can garner votes? I mean TMac and even my hometown boy Iverson in NO way deserve to get votes. It saddens me that they are taking votes away from real guards who deserve it. Jesus Suttlesworth, D-Rose, and Joe Johnson for starters. Hey I'd even give Mr. 5000th assist a vote. (At the time of this posting he was ACTUALLY 9TH!!!) Shouldn't they set a precedent of say, you would have had to actually play in half your current teams games until the end of voting to have your votes stick. Not saying people can't vote, but if that player has not played all season, he's not an All-Star. Vote, and the if the player doesn't meet the standards oh well. Next in line gets the call. What he's done over the course of his career shouldn't matter. If that was the case Reggie would still be an all-star. Ok. Ok. Jordan would be an all-star. Unless I voted a million times (evil grimace) hahahahaha
But I've digressed, yet again.
To conclude tonight's edition I'd like to let you all in on a little information I was just given the pleasure of overhearing. Darryl "Rock Hound, Not Buscemi in Armaggedon, but more like cocaine addict" Strawberry is gonna be on this upcoming season of Celebrity Apprentice. I now might have to watch. Should I listen to the Clipse during each telecast? J/S
Ok I havent commented in a few days and I can tell that you have all lost your minds. I have no idea where to start other then with the one player that I believe is more overrated than reggie bush coming out of college, you guessed it Mr. Tebow. All hatred aside he has to be the worst QB if you wanna call him that in the world. He is a decent linebacker, maybe but thats about it. I will refrain on commenting on tony Romo since I think Mcnabb is just as much garbage as Romo. All in all the opinions are pretty good throughout so I'll sit back and watch as the Colts and Saints waste a spot in the playoffs and make their usual early exits from the playoffs. Kentucky basketball is only good cuz of that Ex-UMASS coach and Mr. Wall. LOL
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