Thursday, January 7, 2010

Mangenius. More like Mangina.

No I'll get to THAT DBag in a minute. The vagina I'm speaking of is Floyd Mayweather, Jr. As much as want to believe that his camp is actually trying to make this fight happen, every ounce of me says it won't. Why? I personally think Mayweather re watched that Cotto fight and knew that the second he stepped into that ring it was gonna be a battle. And Pacquiao won't stop until one of them is dead. What Mayweather thought was gonna be a hard fought "exhibition", WILL turn into a slugfest. Now Jr. isn't dumb. 100% of me says he won't get beat down, but gosh darnet he is gonna lose to Manny. I also saw that Cotto fight. My brother Rob said it best over Christmas "That bama don't want to lose". Bama. Breathe it in.

PERFECT segue. THE National Championship is on in approximately 12 minutes. I myself am DVRing it so I can finally watch Inglorious Basterds. Oh what will the outcome be in this one? I have been terribly wrong, as Sam has pointed out, on each pick so far through this blog so here's goes it for the perfect record. I am guessing Colt McCoy will have his day. And Texas is Texas. But I was born in Alabama and I say ROLL TIDE. Here's a back story of my Alabama history. Quickly. (Born in Montgomery, raised in the small town of Ozark. In this town you liked two teams. Auburn or Alabama. You could dare to root for the Bulldogs over in Georgia, but good luck with that. My previously mentioned older sib Rob was a Tiger through and through. Who did little Dunn get stuck cheering for. The elephants. Why? Because I COULDN'T like the same team as him. Siblings. Aren't they grand? Now do you see why I am a Vols fan.) But I digress. I just can't for the blood running through me root against Alabama. Plus I'd like to see another solid older sibling, my buddy Jay Hodgkin's older bro Kevin, get a little bitter beer face when the other Alabama school wins. So here's hoping Ingram's blessed Heisman legs get working early, they spell him with their solid backup Richardson the frosh, and Cody goes apeshit on McCoy. End score Hook em Horns 27--- Alabama Mastadons 35. ROOOOLLLL TIDE.

Lastly, The Browns retained Mangini and his staff for next season. Do they want to lose? I have an idea. Retain the coach for whom your team started off 1-11 with and don't give the ONLY reason ANYONE, except for maybe my grandad and Drew Carey, watches you, Josh Cribbs, the extension that he most certainly deserves. Smart. Isn't this the team that had like half the team almost die from staph infections? Right infection, wrong staff. Enjoy what we Bills call the Jauron years. Idiots. J/S

Tomorrow is Friday. Just thought I'd remind you, along with myself.

2 comments:

  1. ok i think i have calmed down enough to make my comment. first off, paquio is a moron..why do you ask. because he needs to agree with the testing! i know he blames that one loss on the testing the day of, but no one said the day of.. just less than 30 days out. the reason people want testing is not to make mayweather happy, its because boxing has very little to hold on to as is! the last thing people want is a marion jones like story a few years down the road sayin "ok i did steriods"...nor does any want sugar shane mosely to realize he can write a conseco-like book and say "yeah i did steriods, and here is a list of people that did it too"...then truth or not paq's name appears on it. look the days we loved are long gone, i remember paying all that money to see tyson's last fight, and he was medicated and didn't want to come back out of the corner. thats another reason this makes me mad, if paq takes the test and passes...he has to win to save boxing. i will root for floyd until the cows come home...but if he leaves the fight the best...who will he fight. he will be too old by the time another "great" comes along. we will need two maybe three fights from them to give the other weight classes time to develop the right talent. i hate the klitchkos..they are like watching the utah jazz play the spurs...boring as hell. and if someone wanted to watch 135 pound people fight..( i am mad for bringing this up) watch mma atleast they can choke, kick, and break your bones. man oh man i miss the sweet science!i hope they don't resign cribbs we will pay him in new york we need something, and jesus isn't a free agent!(sorry lord)i think you may be right about bama....*tears*
    get it together texas! if you say digress one more time my head will explode. "these are my digressions.."*sung to the tune of usher's confessions part 2. seacrest out!

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  2. Are those the same tears that Colt McCoy and Dan Bennett shed? lol ROOOOOLLLL TIIDDDE.

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